We got better content and NO AD unlike the ‘’buy our premium plan’’ nagging contender.
So, let go of FOMO and embrace JOMO (Joy of Missing Out), because, with our subscription, you'll never miss a beat.
EXOTIC ON THE APP (EVEN MORE THAN YOUR CRUSH)
Your Astrix account has special content for you so why share with friends, manifest with Joey within you, and say no to sharing for once? (Money is honey, sweetie)
Mark the date, Don’t be late!
Ohh, its Christmas, you aren't getting a gift (cuz maybe you are Asian, we don't do that here). Then just participate in a short quiz and if you win we will be your Santa
(We ain't gonna let you sit on our laps though)