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Decoding

Decoding

ASTRIX

ARENA

Remember that one guy who pulls off all girls but can’t date any? We are that guy. This describes us just perfectly. We are not just a media agency, but also a podcast house, merch sellers, and everything you could ask for. Let’s delve a little deeper, and not be ignorant like you are with your problems.

Turning 

Turning 

Red Tape

Red Tape

Into a Red

Into a Red

Carpet.

Carpet.

Astrix is as dramatic as its employees. Scandal and drama follow us like our own shadow, but that’s what makes us who we are. Maybe that's what you'll relate to—an appetite for synchronization but all you get is chaos. But in the end, we always get our act together.

ASTRIX ARENA

Who needs friends when you can have a cult following?

Join us today if you want to live it up and not get eaten by 

your cat while you sleep. YOLO.

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ASTRIX MEDIA

Let us help your business's ship sail because we all know 

being seen isn't just about luck—it's about outsmarting the 

algorithms. Take that, Google.

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Illustrative Graphic about Media
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Illustrative Graphic about Merch
Illustrative Graphic about Media

ASTRIX MERCH

Wear our logo proudly so everyone knows you're a walking 

billboard. Our merchandise isn't just clothing—it's a fashion 

statement for the committed brand sheep.

Wear it to save your social life.

THE ASTRIX SHOW

Tune in as we try to convince you that our opinions are more 

valid than yours.

Honestly, it's true—who even listens to you?

But you can listen to us and learn things like never before.

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Illustrative Graphic about The Astrix Show
Illustrative Graphic about The Astrix Show
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ASTRIX EVENTS

Think our events are as boring as your love life? Trust me, 

nothing can compete with that level of dullness.

We throw events that put rock concerts to shame.

Come and witness the madness yourself!

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